REAL CRAZY SHIT.

Not one piece of photo shop in the lot.

Thats some big afro dude...

Her parents are happy she got over her shyness...sort of. 

No friggin pot of gold...whats next? no such thing as the Easter bunny? 

No bike lock necessary. 

watering the lawn is not a problem, pizza delivery is. 

I want to say they finally found the planets asshole. 

Imagine how small your penis looks in her hands. 

Hell no. worse, it looks like the first minute of a porno on the box. Look at her expression. 

can you imagine what goes on at the factory to collect that much pet sweat?  

We found the earths asshole, now here it its penis. mother earth...not. 

This is just clever. imagine the entire planet designed stores this way...